Dear Husband… A Wife’s Humorous Open Letter

Dear Husband,

One of the happiest days of my life was the day we decided to be together for the rest of our lives. Since then, you’ve been an amazing partner.

Your embrace loosens my tensions,
your kiss on my forehead assures me that you are here for me,
your hand holding mine lets me know that I still have you by my side…

But dear husband, no relationship is perfect and neither is ours. Let’s get real here…

You are only safe every time I see ANOTHER pair of socks at the doorway because you helped me take out the trash that morning.

Seeing you SOUND ASLEEP whenever I had to feed the baby for the 5th time at night really made me want to murder someone but you’re still alive till this day because I still remember how you went out at 3 A.M. to take-away McDonald’s French Fries for me 5 nights in a row when I was pregnant, and you didn’t complain one bit. (I will forever be grateful… but if I had to wake up for the 6th time… well.. we’ll talk about that when it happens)

You ignoring me while you’re playing your games is a real turn-off but I let it be because I see how you willingly shop with me for hours on end when I needed to find the perfect dress… and yet I didn’t get any after 5 hours of searching…

That toilet seat? I’ll just live with it because I don’t put the seat back up for you anyway. We’re even on this one.

And you looking at that girl that just walked past… wait, what? no, there’s no forgiveness there, no matter how perfect you are. So DON’T LOOK.

And lastly, I want you to know that …

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